Sry MFT #2 is a day late but we had a 3-day weekend and time isn’t real anyway so this might have gone out at 5pm on Sunday if you believe hard enough. Anyway, to the tweets!
First up is Tylie Jenner!
He stepped up his Twitter game this week because he doesn’t want to just be known as the “TikTok guy” in this newsletter.
Almost all of #tyliestweets made me laugh, but sometimes he has some hot takes…exhibit A:
and exhibit B:
Tyler seems to love to pause… and then ask a lot of questions. But luckily I’m here to answer them all. MGK is famous & beautiful & dating Megan Fox so he’s a big winner. Air frying is THE BEST (#airfryfriday), please refer to last week’s newsletter for more air frying info.
Also side note about ELLIPSES. I read somewhere that back in the olden days people used ellipses in shorthand to note that they had more to say but not a lot of space to type, but now we think they are rude (e.g. “I can’t believe you said that…”) or they represent your thought trailing off. So now when the olds write on Slack and use ellipses the youngs think it’s rude but really they’re just trying to convey that they have a lot more to say.
But moving on…
6/10 on your tweets this week too many questions.
Next on the chopping block is k**n*t.
(Don’t ask her real name I won’t tell!!)
A good thought she had this week was:
A valid q! What is *kissing* anyway? I, for one, can’t remember. Honestly I can’t remember my pre-covid life at all and that’s okay. What is public? What is travel? What are unmasked faces? This tweet brought a lot of introspection and personal reflection so thx for that.
And a cute tweet:

Keep up the loooove xoxo!
10/10 on your love, 7/10 on your tweets this week.
Last up this week is sweet, sweet Virginia.
If you need to know the latest pop culture updates, she’s your gal.


I love Rebecca Black and have watched her YouTube videos since the og Friday and truly loved the remix. 100 gecs??? 3OH!3???? I love it all. Thanks Virg for bringing it to my attention.


Now this one might be #toptweet of the week. I’m so glad you finally finished your essay I hope you got an A!
8/10 on your calling back the past this week.
Finishing up again with tylietok!
You better count your blessings this week for the double feature tylie. Next week who knows what’s happenin’. This tok is a PRANK that he called me for and once I knew it was a TikTok I came up with a much better response, I’m ready for next time.
Thanks for reading bæbes! Reach out w any questions/comments/concerns.
Love ya, xoxo <3
Eliz
I’m so gagged about the ellipses.