MFT #8: Blue checks, Barbs, and American Girls
Should I get a popcorn machine?
Ya know here’s the thing, if this was like a hard 5pm Sunday night deadline…then yes I would get it done in time. But since this is a self-imposed deadline…well you’re gonna get this newsletter when I decide to send it k thx.
Tweet time!
Our first guest is sweet Victoria
First things first she deserves a congratulations!
One of the perks of working in the ~*~NY journalism scene~*~ is that if stay in it long enough, you get verified on Twitter! Love that for you.
However things took a turn when she said that GRILLED CHEESE is better than PB&J??? I am lactose intolerant now so I can’t actually eat grilled cheese that often but still! I disagree. So many different jelly options & like two different kinds of peanut butter.
10/10 for verification (4 for grilled cheese).
Next up is Kaaaat
Since the last time I featured her she has truly become a Twitter CELEB folks!
This week she released a newsletter about Gen Z celebs. Go subbbbbb.
This is relevant to me because recently I have been contemplating becoming a barb this summer. It’s between that, Kesha, and early-2000s Paris Hilton for my summer vibe this year. Lmk your thoughts.
10/10 for starting a new Substack.
Rounding out the newsletter this week is Hannah!
Hannah has good takes and I love her Twitter.
The answer to this is ALWAYS yes!! Please send a pic of your new doll. They also just re-released all their retired historical dolls for their 35th anniversary. Buy them all!!
I didn’t know this but I’m so glad you told me. When the world fully opens and we can have a party I will be buying one to pair with the ranch fountain.
10/10 I love AG and sugar.
Sry this was a shorter one but I am in fact running out of people to review. Send me anyone from Twitter and I will critique them and keep the newsletter flowing! I know this is called “My Friend’s Tweets” but, uh, apparently I either don’t have friends or they don’t tweet. Thx bbs xoxo.
Peace & love,
Eliz